Edmond Rostand . Cyrano de Bergerac: A Play in Five Acts
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Scene VII.

[Cyrano, Ragueneau, poets, Carbon de Castel-Jaloux, the cadets, a crowd, then De Guiche.]

RAGUENEAU

   Can we come in?


CYRANO
[(without stirring)]

   Yes. . .

[(Ragueneau signs to his friends, and they come in. At the same time, by door at back, enters Carbon de Castel-Jaloux, in Captain's uniform. He makes gestures of surprise on seeing Cyrano.)]

CARBON

   Here he is!


CYRANO
[(raising his head)]

   Captain!. . .


CARBON
[(delightedly)]

   Our hero! We heard all! Thirty or more Of my cadets are there!. . .


CYRANO
[(shrinking back)]

   But. . .


CARBON
[(trying to draw him away)]

   Come with me! They will not rest until they see you!




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CYRANO

   No!


CARBON

   They're drinking opposite, at The Bear's Head.


CYRANO

   I. . .


CARBON
[(going to the door and calling across the street in a voice of thunder)]

   He won't come! The hero's in the sulks!


A VOICE
[(outside)]

   Ah! Sandious!

[(Tumult outside. Noise of boots and swords is heard approaching.)]

CARBON
[(rubbing his hands)]

   They are running 'cross the street!


CADETS
[(entering)]

   Mille dious! Capdedious! Pocapdedious!


RAGUENEAU
[(drawing back startled)]

   Gentlemen, are you all from Gascony?


THE CADETS

   All!


A CADET
[(to Cyrano)]

   Bravo!




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CYRANO

   Baron!


ANOTHER
[(shaking his hands)]

   Vivat!


CYRANO

   Baron!


THIRD CADET

   Come! I must embrace you!


CYRANO

   Baron!


SEVERAL GASCONS

   We'll embrace Him, all in turn!


CYRANO
[(not knowing whom to reply to)]

   Baron!. . .Baron!. . .I beg. . .


RAGUENEAU

   Are you all Barons, Sirs?


THE CADETS

   Ay, every one!


RAGUENEAU

   Is it true?. . .


FIRST CADET

   Ay -- why, you could build a tower With nothing but our coronets, my friend!




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LE BRET
[(entering, and running up to Cyrano)]

   They're looking for you! Here's a crazy mob Led by the men who followed you last night. . .


CYRANO
[(alarmed)]

   What! Have you told them where to find me?


LE BRET
[(rubbing his hands)]

   Yes!


A BURGHER
[(entering, followed by a group of men)]

   Sir, all the Marais is a-coming here!

[(Outside the street has filled with people. Chaises a porteurs and carriages have drawn up.)]

LE BRET
[(in a low voice, smiling, to Cyrano)]

   And Roxane?


CYRANO
[(quickly)]

   Hush!


THE CROWD
[(calling outside)]

   Cyrano!. . .

[(A crowd rush into the shop, pushing one another. Acclamations.)]



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RAGUENEAU
[(standing on a table)]

   Lo! my shop Invaded! They break all! Magnificent!


PEOPLE
[(crowding round Cyrano)]

   My friend!. . .my friend. . .


Cyrano

   Meseems that yesterday I had not all these friends!


LE BRET
[(delighted)]

   Success!


A YOUNG MARQUIS
[(hurrying up with his hands held out)]

   My friend, Didst thou but know. . .


CYRANO

   Thou!. . .Marry!. . .thou!. . .Pray when Did we herd swine together, you and I!


ANOTHER

   I would present you, Sir, to some fair dames Who in my carriage yonder. . .


CYRANO
[(coldly)]

   Ah! and who Will first present you, Sir, to me?




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LE BRET
[(astonished)]

   What's wrong?


CYRANO

   Hush!


A MAN OF LETTERS
[(with writing-board)]

   A few details?. . .


CYRANO

   No.


LE BRET
[(nudging his elbow)]

   'Tis Theophrast, Renaudet,. . .of the 'Court Gazette'!


CYRANO

   Who cares?


LE BRET

   This paper -- but it is of great importance!. . . They say it will be an immense success!


A POET
[(advancing)]

   Sir. . .


CYRANO

   What, another!


THE POET

   . . .Pray permit I make A pentacrostic on your name. . .


SOME ONE
[(also advancing)]

   Pray, Sir. . .




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CYRANO

   Enough! Enough!

[(A movement in the crowd. De Guiche appears, escorted by officers. Cuigy, Brissaille, the officers who went with Cyrano the night before. Cuigy comes rapidly up to Cyrano.)]

CUIGY
[(to Cyrano)]

   Here is Monsieur de Guiche?

[(A murmur -- every one makes way)]

   He comes from the Marshal of Gassion!


DE GUICHE
[(bowing to Cyrano)]

   . . .Who would express his admiration, Sir, For your new exploit noised so loud abroad.


THE CROWD

   Bravo!


CYRANO
[(bowing)]

   The Marshal is a judge of valor.


DE GUICHE

   He could not have believed the thing, unless These gentlemen had sworn they witnessed it.


CUIGY

   With our own eyes!


LE BRET
[(aside to Cyrano, who has an absent air)]

   But. . .you. . .


CYRANO

   Hush!




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LE BRET

   But. . .You suffer?


CYRANO
[(starting)]

   Before this rabble? -- I?. . .

[(He draws himself up, twirls his mustache, and throws back his shoulders)]

   Wait!. . .You shall see!


DE GUICHE
[(to whom Cuigy has spoken in a low voice)]

   In feats of arms, already your career Abounded. -- You serve with those crazy pates Of Gascons?


CYRANO

   Ay, with the Cadets.


A CADET
[(in a terrible voice)]

   With us!


DE GUICHE
[(looking at the cadets, ranged behind Cyrano)]

   Ah!. . .All these gentlemen of haughty mien, Are they the famous?. . .


CARBON

   Cyrano!


CYRANO

   Ay, Captain!


CARBON

   Since all my company's assembled here, Pray favor me, -- present them to my lord!




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CYRANO
[(making two steps toward De Guiche)]

   My Lord de Guiche, permit that I present --

[(pointing to the cadets)]


The bold Cadets of Gascony,
Of Carbon of Castel-Jaloux!
Brawling and swaggering boastfully,
The bold Cadets of Gascony!
Spouting of Armory, Heraldry,
Their veins a-brimming with blood so blue,
The bold Cadets of Gascony,
Of Carbon of Castel-Jaloux


Eagle-eye, and spindle-shanks,
Fierce mustache, and wolfish tooth!
Slash-the-rabble and scatter-their-ranks;
Eagle-eye and spindle-shanks,
With a flaming feather that gayly pranks,
Hiding the holes in their hats, forsooth!
Eagle-eye and spindle-shanks,
Fierce mustache, and wolfish tooth!


'Pink-your-Doublet' and 'Slit-your-Trunk'
Are their gentlest sobriquets;
With Fame and Glory their soul is drunk!
'Pink-your-Doublet' and 'Slit-your-Trunk,'
In brawl and skirmish they show their spunk,
Give rendezvous in broil and fray;
'Pink-your-Doublet' and 'Slit-your-Trunk'
Are their gentlest sobriquets!


What, ho! Cadets of Gascony!
All jealous lovers are sport for you!
O Woman! dear divinity!
What, ho! Cadets of Gascony!


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Whom scowling husbands quake to see.
Blow, 'taratara,' and cry 'Cuckoo.'
What, ho! Cadets of Gascony!
Husbands and lovers are game for you!

DE GUICHE
[(seated with haughty carelessness in an armchair brought quickly by Ragueneau)]

   A poet! 'Tis the fashion of the hour! -- Will you be mine?


CYRANO

   No, Sir, -- no man's!


DE GUICHE

   Last night Your fancy pleased my uncle Richelieu. I'll gladly say a word to him for you.


LE BRET
[(overjoyed)]

   Great Heavens!


DE GUICHE

   I imagine you have rhymed Five acts, or so?


LE BRET
[(in Cyrano's ear)]

   Your play! -- your 'Agrippine!' You'll see it staged at last!


DE GUICHE

   Take them to him.




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CYRANO
[(beginning to be tempted and attracted)]

   In sooth, -- I would. . .


DE GUICHE

   He is a critic skilled He may correct a line or two, at most.


CYRANO
[(whose face stiffens at once)]

   Impossible! My blood congeals to think That other hand should change a comma's dot.


DE GUICHE

   But when a verse approves itself to him He pays it dear, good friend.


CYRANO

   He pays less dear Than I myself; when a verse pleases me I pay myself, and sing it to myself!


DE GUICHE

   You are proud.


CYRANO

   Really? You have noticed that?


A CADET
[(entering, with a string of old battered plumed beaver hats, full of holes, slung on his sword)]

   See, Cyrano, -- this morning, on the quay What strange bright-feathered game we caught! The hats O' the fugitives. . .




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CARBON

   'Spolia opima!'


ALL
[(laughing)]

   Ah! ah! ah!


CUIGY

   He who laid that ambush, 'faith! Must curse and swear!


BRISSAILLE

   Who was it?


DE GUICHE

   I myself.

[(The laughter stops)]

   I charged them -- work too dirty for my sword, To punish and chastise a rhymster sot.

[(Constrained silence.)]

The CADET
[(in a low voice, to Cyrano, showing him the beavers)]

   What do with them? They're full of grease! -- a stew?


CYRANO
[(taking the sword and, with a salute, dropping the hats at De Guiche's feet)]

   Sir, pray be good enough to render them Back to your friends.


DE GUICHE
[(rising, sharply)]

   My chair there -- quick! -- I go!

[(To Cyrano passionately)]

   As to you, sirrah!. . .




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VOICE
[(in the street)]

   Porters for my lord De Guiche!


DE GUICHE
[(who has controlled himself -- smiling)]

   Have you read 'Don Quixote'?


CYRANO

   I have! And doff my hat at th' mad knight-errant's name.


DE GUICHE

   I counsel you to study. . .


A PORTER
[(appearing at back)]

   My lord's chair!


DE GUICHE

   . . .The windmill chapter!


CYRANO
[(bowing)]

   Chapter the Thirteenth.


DE GUICHE

   For when one tilts 'gainst windmills -- it may chance. . .


CYRANO

   Tilt I 'gainst those who change with every breeze?




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DE GUICHE

   . . .That windmill sails may sweep you with their arm Down -- in the mire!. . .


CYRANO

   Or upward -- to the stars!

[(De Guiche goes out, and mounts into his chair. The other lords go away whispering together. Le Bret goes to the door with them. The crowd disperses.)]