Our Fellow Savages of the Sandwich Islands

Twain, Mark, 1835-1910 . Our Fellow Savages of the Sandwich Islands
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Section 2 THESE ISLANDS ARE SITUATED

Section 3 EIGHTY OR NINETY YEARS AGO

Section 4 THE NATIVES ARE A RICH DARK BROWN

Section 5 THE KING EXERCISED ABSOLUTE AUTHORITY

Section 6 AFTER THE PRIESTS CAME THE CHIEFS

Section 7 AT ALL TIMES IT WAS DEATH FOR A WOMAN

Section 8 THE BEST EDUCATED COUNTRY IN THE WORLD,

Section 9 THEY WILL DO EVERYTHING THEY POSSIBLY CAN

Section 10 LIES THAT STUN YOU WITH THEIR IMPERIAL IMPOSSIBILITY

Section 11 WHEN THEY TAKE A NOTION TO DIE THEY DIE,

Section 12 AND THEN THEY KILL AND EAT HIM

Section 13 USED TO SAVE UP A GOOD APPETITE FOR JUST BEFORE ELECTION

Section 14 THEY USED TO BE CRUEL TO THEMSELVES.

Section 15 THE NOBLE AMERICAN GAME OF "SEVEN UP,"

Section 16 A JUDICIOUS SYSTEM OF RAILWAY SPECULATIONS,

Section 17 UNLETTERED AS THE BACKSIDE OF A TOMBSTONE